Undocumented Immigrants
We are very, very sorry. Really.
This stupid fence and all the Border Patrol agents are costing America an outrageous amount of money. We very much wish that it could all be the way it used to be, but unfortunately that just won’t work in the 21st century.
The problem is not with you guys. Honest. Well over 99.9% of you are decent, honest, hard working people who just want to improve your lives and the lives of your family still in Mexico. You are willing to work your asses off doing nasty, dirty, hard work at a very low wage that no lazy, morbidly obese American would even consider. You don’t get health insurance or a pension, and in many cases the most basic rules of work place safety are blatantly ignored.
The reason that we have had to put up this stupid wall is because of the religious fanatic Muslims who enjoy killing themselves and other people. Also the amount of illegal drugs coming in from Mexico which are being used to poison our kids. And the killings, corruption, and general lawlessness in Mexico. This lack of acceptance of the concept of the rule-of-law just cannot be tolerated.
A small percentage of your brothers who have come before you now refuse to learn the English language or accept the rules and norms of the American society, and they are also part of the problem.
So we are sorry. Really. But what with all the problems, this slipping across the international border on a casual, undocumented basis just can’t be allowed any longer.
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This stupid fence and all the Border Patrol agents are costing America an outrageous amount of money. We very much wish that it could all be the way it used to be, but unfortunately that just won’t work in the 21st century.
The problem is not with you guys. Honest. Well over 99.9% of you are decent, honest, hard working people who just want to improve your lives and the lives of your family still in Mexico. You are willing to work your asses off doing nasty, dirty, hard work at a very low wage that no lazy, morbidly obese American would even consider. You don’t get health insurance or a pension, and in many cases the most basic rules of work place safety are blatantly ignored.
The reason that we have had to put up this stupid wall is because of the religious fanatic Muslims who enjoy killing themselves and other people. Also the amount of illegal drugs coming in from Mexico which are being used to poison our kids. And the killings, corruption, and general lawlessness in Mexico. This lack of acceptance of the concept of the rule-of-law just cannot be tolerated.
A small percentage of your brothers who have come before you now refuse to learn the English language or accept the rules and norms of the American society, and they are also part of the problem.
So we are sorry. Really. But what with all the problems, this slipping across the international border on a casual, undocumented basis just can’t be allowed any longer.
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