If you like crude humor you need to check this guy out. East LA Chicano comedy. Really great!
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Many times I don't even read e-mails like the following one. As soon as I realize what it is I just clik on the "delete" button. The only reason I did read this one is because it came from my friend Loyad. He grows green chile up near Hatch. A crazy bastard for sure, but also one of the greatest guys I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. Please do read this...it really does have a valuable message:
A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably coifed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today.
His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, he smiled sweetly when told his room was ready.
As he maneuvered his walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of his tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on his window. "I love it," he stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy. "Mr. Jones, you haven't seen the room; just wait."
"That doesn't have anything to do with it," he replied. "Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn't depend on how the furniture is arranged ... it's how I arrange my mind. I already decided to love it.
"It's a decision I make every morning when I wake up.
I have a choice; I can spend the day in bed recounting the difficulty I have with the parts of my body that no longer work, or get out of bed and be thankful for the ones that do. Each day is a gift, and as long as my eyes open, I'll focus on the new day and all the happy memories I've stored away. Just for this time in my life.
Old age is like a bank account. You withdraw from what you've put in.
So, my advice to you would be to deposit a lot of happiness in the bank account of memories! Thank you for your part in filling my Memory bank. I am still depositing."
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.
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Democrats, the war is a problem. Now you can help solve the problem.
But your biggest challenge is that more and more people in America don't have any health insurance at all. The trend line is going in the wrong direction. Things are getting worse for more and more people. You will need to make sure that every American has some very basic and reasonable level of health care (including medicines) whether they are working or not, and even if they are poor or unemployed.
Then you need to raise the minimum wage and increase social security retirement benefits for old folks. And instead of building another Berlin wall, you need to set up an effective and reasonable guest worker program.
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Getting old does not mean getting dumb, getting conservative, getting complacent, or getting used to spending your days driving a golf cart to early bird dinner specials.
Capitalism, undisciplined by
morality, will eventually self destruct.