Why it is alright to be a homosexual

(1) The planet has far too many people on it. Planet Earth cannot possibly support this many people without ruining the environment. And gays don’t normally cause pregnancies, although this does seem to be changing.

(2) There is nothing better than watching two lesbian chicks kiss and generally get naughty with each other. What a wonderful turn on.

(3) Queer men who engage in anal intercourse get AIDS at a much higher rate than straight guys, and then they get real sick and die from their foolish and dangerous behavior. No problem. Sort of like people who ride motorcycles without helmets or drive without their seat belt on. If they are that stupid and foolish, no problem when their brains are dribbling out slowly and running down the road.

(4) The more guys that do go Gay, the higher the proportion of women there are left for us Straight guys.

(5) Gays make the fundamentalist religious types go ballistic, which can be entertaining to watch.

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