The Letter F

For many of the most finest and most fantastic and fun things in life for a fellow, it is notable that the the letter -F -plays a fairly important part. None of these things need be feared, but it must be faced that some are not for the faint hearted.

Fair weather flying
Food, figs, and fish filets from full flavored flounder
Fast and forward floozies wearing filmy tops
Fidelity & fondness
Federico Fellini, film, and fine art
Fitness
Friendly fury felines
Forests
Flea markets
Flower power and flute music
Favorable sharp focusing lenses
Forget-me-not flowers
Formidable fox terriers
Fortuitous events forecasted by fortune cookies
Formula 1 racing and four wheeling
Fragile fragrances from farmer’s daughters
Freedom
Free lunches of French bread, freedom fries, fudge, fresh fruit, fruit cake, fudge, and fast food
Funky and funny friends
Frisky fillies and freestyle dressage
Frivolity and fooling around
Finding females, fondling forbidden fruit, fornicating, felatio, fingering, and fucking
Flatulance, frequently referred to as furious foul farting
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