Correlation Is Not Causation

Owning Portuguese Water dogs causes brain cancer. Senator Edward Kennedy is positive proof.

Over 90% of people who get breast cancer wear dresses, and close to 95% of people who get uterine cancer wear dresses.

So skirts and dresses are clearly dangerous. Probably it would be wise to ban them. At the very least they need to highly regulated by the FDA since they are such strong carcinogens.
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This is the kind of twisted logic that Rush and his right wing fanatic fellow travellers use all the time.
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